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2003-12-15
Signs that You Aren't Quite Getting Enough Sleep, a.k.a. a Bad Morning 1) Upon waking, you realize you're already so late you may as well sleep blissful sleep for 10 minutes more. 2) Leap up 10 minutes later realizing the error in your ways. 3) Notice that you got a note from Holly yet have no time to write back (and um, I'm not saying that being a business major is particularly easy, I'm just saying that I have some great business ideas. Scanny things at the gym? Not quite on the same level). Nevermind if you did have time to check your e-mail. 4) Rather than brush your teeth, you chew a piece of Trident 5) Ignore the fact that you haven't showered in um, let's just say a long time. 6) Even though it's more than a bit nipply outside, you pull on a t-shirt and flip-flops. Yes flip-flops, and yes the date on this entry is right. 7) You don't eat breakfast even though your stomach is digesting itself. 8) On the entire commute to school you can't stop giggling at a commercial (no time to get CDs!). Man: "My friend told me to pick up her husband from the airport, she said he'd be short and wearing a white hat" ::cue announcer:: "That's right ladies and gentlemen, he picked up the Pillsbury Dough Boy." 9) Even though it's still not very funny you're giddy as you replay the commercial in your head. 10) Walking through the parking garage, your mechanical pencil spontaneously combusts. Rather than spend time going to your car to get a new one; you crouch down, still in the parking garage, in your ridiculous outfit, in the cold, with a ton of people around, and begin picking up tiny pieces of lead. You will make this work. 11) You're franctically trying to refresh your memory of court cases even as the professor is passing out the tests. 12) You just stop caring and give up whimpering in a ball of defeat. Finals are over finals are over..yay yay yay!.
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