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2004-10-24
A Thing or Two About Wine If your friends get two bottles of wine, but there is no bottle opener to be had anywhere, so y'all just push the cork down rather than pull it out, do not be the one to push the cork all the way down to the body of the bottle out of the neck. You will soon have wine splashed all over your face, your shirt, your hair, and you will have 7 howling with laughter people. You will be amused as well, but only because you don't know better. Wine burns in the eye...make this a mental note.
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