2004-01-25
What I Want in a Boy, Part I In no particular order: * Have a working knowledge of Seinfeld, or if you don't watch Seinfeld, at least want to watch more Seinfeld. What is wrong with you people who don't think Seinfeld is funny? I can't handle that. * Lay off the sap. I can't take the sap. Tell me I'm pretty once, then let it go. I have way too many sarcastic comments aimed your way already, don't push your luck. My parents seriously must have done something wrong when I was little. * At least be semi-interested in my ex-boyfriends. I'm going to be hyper-obsessed about your ex-girlfriends, it would be nice if I thought you were half as crazy. * Don't be mean. Thanks.
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